Mistress Yolanda... Where I light up your pathetic word!!!

rules & session details...      

Listen up real close fuckers because if you contact Me asking questions that's already been answered in FAQ, it's a wrap! Below are My rules and Session details for those wishing to serve Me. If you cannot follow these rules then move along. I don’t have time for your nonsense whining! Failure following My rules will result in your immediate dismissal.

1. you must be financially stable and have the desire to serve Me. If you cannot afford to serve Me then DO NOT even bother contacting Me.

2. you will always show respect to Me and obey My every commands.

3. you will address Me as Mistress Yolanda. you may also call Me: Mistress Y, Miss Yolanda, Madame Yolanda, Madame Y, Goddess, or Ma’am.  No exceptions!

4. I am your first priority in your life. My wants come before your needs!

5. Keeping your Mistress happy should be your top priority, contributing and spoiling Me regularly does just that. Remember, if you crave my special attention then keep rule # 5 in your brainless mind!

6. you will serve Me and no other while you’re under My service.

7. you will obey Me and act immediately upon My orders. No exceptions!

8. Never, ever question Me! I have zero tolerance for back talkers.

9. Honesty is the best policy so always be honest with Me. I DO NOT and WILL NOT tolerate liars and time-wasters!

Remember these rules as if they were the  law...matter of fact, better than the law. Some of you bastards break the law, so put My rules above it!