Mistress Yolanda... Where I light up your pathetic world!!!

Did I not say to not fill up My e-mail with questions concerning My whereabouts? I swear some of you cumdrops don't know how to comprehend the English Language. So I returned back from My vacation from Disney World yesterday evening. I enjoyed it oh so much! My closest friends went along and we spoiled ourselves...from spas to rides to dinners...the list goes on. Any who, Goddess will continue the sessions with whatever da...

I had a blast at the Halloween party! I went to Manhattan, NY with some friends and We danced our asses off. Of course, I was dressed as a costume that pretty much suite My lifestyle--Wonder Woman! Because everyday I’m saving little tricks like you with My gorgeousness…and that’s what you call a treat! Anyway, Goddess will be EXTREMELY busy this month with lots of sessions lined up...most of you I'll see soon durin...

I put My spell on ya white boys, wonder why ya keep coming back? Hehehehe LOL.

Ok so as promised last week, I would give My gorgeous Gucci dress to the winner who guessed the price of the dress correctly. I received some OK and some hideous guesses. Especially to the one idiot who guessed $50! Did you not read directions fully? I said a THREE digit # pretzel dick! Not sure if he was being a smart ass or if he's really that plain dumb...in any case I made him send Me an amazon gc for his stupidity and...